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Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.