My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn’t help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, “So, do you want to date her??”To which I stuttered, “Ummmm…1968, perhaps?”
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, “shut up…you’re next!”