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you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is “gentlemen start your engines”

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll. Watch this!”

You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign still on it.

You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it’s wheels.

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You’ve ever used lard in bed.

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.